i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Randomize
