3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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