Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Damn victory sex feels great