We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.