flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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