Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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