We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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