have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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