Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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