His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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