who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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