you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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