Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
And then he peed in my hair
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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