Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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