Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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