THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Randomize
