if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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