question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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