We talked him into tasing himself.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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