i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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