conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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