People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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