My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.