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• (940): View more from Texas

  I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So did the night end well for you?

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  I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"

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