It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.