I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off