you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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