I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
The struggles of a small town man whore
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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