He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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