OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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