Got a toothbrush?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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