I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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