Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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