Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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