she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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