I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She even gives head with a lisp.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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