I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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