oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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