Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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