I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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