i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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