Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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