I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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