You're so nebulous sometimes
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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