Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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