oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Drunk is not a location!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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