Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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