We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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