Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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