this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
why is half of my head shaved?
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