its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
3 2 1 whiskey
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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