well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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