If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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