Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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