...so i touched it.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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