3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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