I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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