Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can I color on your dick again?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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