Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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