Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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